Holler if you had a good time

Venue: Way cool, like you had to be in the know to get where you were going, so basically very very hard to find if you forgot the instructions. Goods Lift - crypticaly adorned stairwell lead to a Glass box on top a stormy city roof-top.

Catering: Top top selection from the Lion Nathan stable, sprits (it was TOO EARLY for triple Inner Circles in retrospect, i realise now) wine and champagnes. Plates upon plates of canapes, the Duck was awesome.

Crowd: Great selection of pasionate digital types, fun and friendly agency folk and our favourite beer providing clients. Way-too-tight underpants and lycra were the costumes du jour.

Conversation: Plans, alliances and future secret projects were conjured up over Rums...and good times

Special Bonus points: for the branded ice scuplture.

Special hangover feature: Saturday was possibly the illest and most unnatural I have felt in some time. Really really ill. So based on that I asumme i had a reall really good time.

The night the Christmas parties went to the dogs

IANA Party @ 3Di Offices

Crowd: Trashy - due to the bar people putting spirits into the champagne

Entertainment: Mediocre House DJ that played the '05 Ministry of Sound Annual on loop, Crazy asian chick that did the rounds in hand-molestation.

Highlights: Photos with the hot german blonde from PostClick

Lowlights: The long complex journey to the bathroom - what a mission! it was like a maze straight out of pacman - although heaps of dark corners for making out

Adknowledge Party @ Royal Hotel Paddington

EPIC FAIL

Crowd: What crowd?

Entertainment: Arrived there at 10pm only to be entertained by dead silence and a tumbleweed passing by in the background.

Highlights: Free food left untouched

Lowlights: The food was cold

Employee in focus: Pria

Endurance: Emerging as a superior talent in her rookie year. Has hit more spots than the rest of the team, takes a great pic, and still manages to show up for work at 10. Nice work.

Party Pashes: Non caught on film (so far), but we are sure there are plenty of eligible bachelors waiting in the wings for her to drop her guard

Trips to bar: Infrequent/None. Pria is the princess she will be brought drinks, and if a White Horse or elephant is around that will do nicely too

Massmedia X-Mas Celebrity Bash

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Crowd: Striclty A-List as evidenced by the Paparazzi shooting pictures on the red carpet. The only difference here the paps were being paid to take the pictures, not for the pictures...a noteworthy distinction

Entertainment: Someones ipod rattled beats around the larger then required venue. And Napoleon Dynamite talked up 'a dance' but failed to deliver on the promise

Highlights: Arnold Schwarzenegger's guest appearace and maximum points go to the man who braved red lyrcra and impressed as the flash

Lowlights: A lack of tomato sauce for the hot dogs and party pies, but enough canapes to out last the bar tab....

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Ear Benders: All potential shop talk quashed by sudden breaks to bar for a refill

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All in all a wholesome night without even a hint of scandal for the tabloids