Weather: The perfect storm it could have been, but the party hard crew weathered early unsettled conditions, lightning and strong winds to emerge unscathed. That said a few hair do's suffered.
Crowd: It would not be a fanciful claim to asert that the Media Smart vessel was the best dressed boat on the harbour last night. The ladies shimmered, and shivered on the upper deck, whilst the men looked on and smugly and did not offer their jackets.
Bar Tab: Beer, Bubbles and Wine. Personal view here, but I usually hate Crown Lager to he point of sobriety (as if that was going to happen) but, given how much less like shit I feel than expected today I am overall very pleased with that choice. Three cheers.
Goodie Bag: No goodie bags, but Media Smart did offer a delicious buffet and a wedding-esque table setting, located next to an appropriately empty dance floor.
Entertainment: Our favourite sexually ambiguous Asian friend (now known to be a from Mediacom) tore up the dance floor to a collection of RnB and Hip-Hop classics perhaps best left in the crate on the side of a road where they were surely found.
Side note: the music at the Cargo bar last night was a total train wreck. Think those Friday afternoon mix tapes people create of all their favourite eighties and nineties tunes randomlystrung together with out any thought for beat mixing, tempo and certainly no consideration of the audience...only worse, because at least some of those songs are actually Ok. Excerpt from horrible play list- Billy Ocean became Return of the Mac became Ace of Base... WTF?!?
Ear Benders: Actually loads: Take note people, don't talk shop, repeat, don't talk shop at Christmas parties.
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