Massmedia X-Mas Celebrity Bash

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Crowd: Striclty A-List as evidenced by the Paparazzi shooting pictures on the red carpet. The only difference here the paps were being paid to take the pictures, not for the pictures...a noteworthy distinction

Entertainment: Someones ipod rattled beats around the larger then required venue. And Napoleon Dynamite talked up 'a dance' but failed to deliver on the promise

Highlights: Arnold Schwarzenegger's guest appearace and maximum points go to the man who braved red lyrcra and impressed as the flash

Lowlights: A lack of tomato sauce for the hot dogs and party pies, but enough canapes to out last the bar tab....

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Ear Benders: All potential shop talk quashed by sudden breaks to bar for a refill

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All in all a wholesome night without even a hint of scandal for the tabloids